Rah!!!

Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh...

Why would they schedule a meeting on a Saturday at 8pm in the middle of a 3 day weekend? Why would you do that huh? Why? WHY? Definitely less than thrilled. I'll be calling in from Malaysia on my cell.

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] ... and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...